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A Texan's way of explaining........

It is a slow day in the East Texas town of Madisonville.

It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted.

Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit.

On this particular day a rich tourist from the East is driving through town.

He enters the only hotel in the sleepy town and lays a hundred dollar bill on the desk stating he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

As soon as the man walks up the stairs, the hotel proprietor takes the hundred dollar bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to pay his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer then takes the $100 and heads off to pay his debt to the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmer’s Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has lately had to offer her “services” on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel and pays off her debt with the $100 to the hotel proprietor, paying for the rooms that she had rented when she brought clients to that establishment.

The hotel proprietor then lays the $100 bill back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler from the East walks back down the stairs, after inspecting the rooms.

He picks up the $100 bill and states that the rooms are not satisfactory…… Pockets the money and walks out the door and leaves town.

No one earned anything.

However the whole town is now out of debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business today.

If that doesn’t scare the hell out of you, then I don’t know what will.

Jul
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thedailywhat:


THE PERFECT WAY TO HONOR HIS MEMORY.
[via.]

thedailywhat:

THE PERFECT WAY TO HONOR HIS MEMORY.

[via.]

Jul
1st
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Godda love Ren & Stimpy :3

Godda love Ren & Stimpy :3

Jun
30th
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Dear, Alicia.

You are a loser.
Your friends will forget about you.
Your family has already forgotten about you.
&
you are gonna die lonely and miserable.

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Yeah...

i don’t know what I want.
I don’t know who I want.
I don’t know where I want to go.
Who I want to see.
Or even where I want to be.
&
I feel like I am using you.
Because I know I will never fall in love with anyone.
Every wonderful moment away from home feels like a dream.
Seriously.
Nothing feels real.
I’m not myself
&
I can feel it.
We don’t feel real.
But I don’t think I could ever tell you that.

Jun
29th
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Watching One Missed Call~

Jun
26th
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ZZZZZZZZZZZ~

Jun
25th
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Bored txt me :]

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Woahhh

I haven’t been on here in forever!